Translation of dilapidated in German

We decided to the the super deluxe suite but once the reception clown told us that we could not have it without surcharge we decided to take the second best room for the price that we paid.
What are you doing right now? Are you still online? How about your winter vacations? Which city do you live in? It would be very nice if we could write each other in German too. Are you up for it?
The bus left on time to the border town Tacna. Crossing the border was also an experience. We needed to show our passports about seven or eight times and were checked for goods three times.